After a few years of practicing law, I have realized that my law degree is useless and that I don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. I bought it for over $150,000 (brand new), but I will let it go for $112,281, which is the current outstanding amount of my student loan balance.
It measure 8 1/2 x 11 inches. Cum Laude version. It’s printed on super-fancy parchment paper (looks like the Constitution, but newer).
This priceless collectible will permit you to be surrounded by hobby-less, anal assholes whose entire life is dictated by hourly billing and valued by the number of typos they can pick out in any given document. Additionally, this piece of paper has the amazing ability to keep you from doing what you really want to do in life, all in the name of purported prestige and financial success. Finally, superficial girls will swoon over you with retarded thoughts of “sugar daddy” when they hear that you are a lawyer.
Please note that this piece of shit isn’t even written in English. It’s in Latin, but I have the translation.
This is actually a serious post. I will really sell this piece of shit. $112,281 or best offer. E-mail Alex.
It was really here. I wonder how much I could sell my non-cum laude version for 
And people wonder why I gave it all up to become a software developer!
Craft on!
