While I have plenty to blog, I feel like crud (stupid trees are budding already) and highly incensed that my spring allergies have kicked in even though it is still COLD out there.¬†¬† My sister just sent me this super email that I just had to post and I hope it will distract you all from the fact I owe you a real post…
EVE : “I’ve got a problem.”
GOD: “What’s the problem, Eve?”
EVE : “I know that you created me and provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals as
well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not
happy.”GOD: “And why is that Eve?”
EVE : “I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”
GOD: “Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I
shall create a man for you.”EVE : “Man? What is that?”
GOD: “A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll
lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a
hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like
to hunt and kill things. I’ll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be
witless and will revel in childish things like
fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be as
smart as you, so he will also need your advice to
think properly.”EVE : “Sounds great,” but what’s the catch?”
GOD: “Well. .. you can have him on one condition.”
EVE : “And what’s that, dear God?”
GOD: “As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and
self-admiring… so you’ll have to let him believe
that I made him first. And it will have to be our
little secret… you know, woman to woman.”
Craft on!
10 responses so far ↓
1 Nancy // Mar 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
A good one. Hope you feel better soon.
2 elsie // Mar 18, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Loved the email. Hope you feel better soon.
3 Nancy // Mar 18, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I love that one! Too funny, lol.
4 Ina // Mar 19, 2008 at 7:46 am
Lol. Very funny.
I was wondering why my eyes have been itching. Seems early, let’s hope the season doesn’t also run late.
5 Nancy // Mar 19, 2008 at 10:11 am
I’m right there with you with the allergy blahs…I’m sneezing at this very moment!!! Gotta get my Allegra/Nasonex cocktail refilled.
6 Jessica // Mar 19, 2008 at 10:57 am
LOL! I’m sending this to my mother.
And apparently nasal allergies are contagious over the phone.
Hope you’re feeling better. You’ve apparently got a much worse case than I do.
7 Kim // Mar 19, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Amen to that! Sorry to hear about the crappy allegies.
8 deborah // Mar 19, 2008 at 4:24 pm
and speaking of creations… I saw this and thought of you!
http://wikiknitting.com/wiki/Super_Mario_Felted_Bag
9 Deborah // Mar 19, 2008 at 5:51 pm
That’s a good one! Hope you get those allergies under control and feel better soon.
10 cathy // Mar 24, 2008 at 1:11 am
Wow,its going into autumn here, but wont be as cold as you have, anyway,Im sneezing heaps and misable,your email has cheered me up to no end!!! Thanks !!!