While I have plenty to blog, I feel like crud (stupid trees are budding already) and highly incensed that my spring allergies have kicked in even though it is still COLD out there.¬†¬† My sister just sent me this super email that I just had to post and I hope it will distract you all from the fact I owe you a real post…
EVE : “I’ve got a problem.”
GOD: “What’s the problem, Eve?”
EVE : “I know that you created me and provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals as
well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not
happy.”GOD: “And why is that Eve?”
EVE : “I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”
GOD: “Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I
shall create a man for you.”EVE : “Man? What is that?”
GOD: “A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll
lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a
hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like
to hunt and kill things. I’ll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be
witless and will revel in childish things like
fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be as
smart as you, so he will also need your advice to
think properly.”EVE : “Sounds great,” but what’s the catch?”
GOD: “Well. .. you can have him on one condition.”
EVE : “And what’s that, dear God?”
GOD: “As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and
self-admiring… so you’ll have to let him believe
that I made him first. And it will have to be our
little secret… you know, woman to woman.”
Craft on!
