Hello Dan. I’m standing here in the Olympic Village reporting on the latest medal awarded to the Olympic Knittings. And the gold medal goes to Risa, representing the United States Fair Isle Team in her first outing. What a race it was ladies and gentlemen. Having heard of these games, Risa, who had never done colorwork before decided that that was going to be her event and began training like no one’s business. It appears to have been a good decision.
And now while we play the national anthem (Spinning wheel got to go ’round), we present the medal winning performance and the athlete herself modeling the same (please ignore the idiotic look on her face. Its been a long day in a long week and our athelete is tired, not to mention quite challenged in taking these shots herself. This was the best of the bunch – ack. We didn’t have the heart to cut her head off, though were sorely tempted.).
Risa is ecstatic with the thrill of victory and relieved that she escaped the agony of defeat. "Bring on Ingeborg" she exclaimed, "but after the move." (The box is still sealed. Easier to move that way. ) "In the meantime, I bought the needles for Klaralund and will be swatching that tonight!"
That’s the news from Olympic Village. Back to you in NY.
